Thursday, August 28, 2008

Phelps Saves Children Poll Closes; Phelps Steps In

Atlanta, GA --

As the Phelps Saves Children poll closed today, 36% of readers said that "Michael Phelps' greatest achievement" was his mustache being nominated for Obama's VP, though Obama's decision was later reversed.  (Phelps bringing back Seinfeld was 2nd at 26%).  

However, later this morning after the results were released, Phelps contacted PSC writers to say that he would declare the results be thrown out, and that "my abs" be the winner.  

At first, our writers ignored the request until we received several threatening packages in the mail with swim goggles donning Phelps' name.  Therefore, "Phelps' abs" will now be known as Michael Phelps' greatest achievement.  

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