Wednesday, August 13, 2008

BREAKING: Phelps Negotiates Truce Between Georgia and Russia

Tbilisi, Georgia--

Michael Phelps met with Presidents Dmitry Medvedev and Mikheil Saakashvili, respectively, to negotiate an end of the Russian invasion of Georgia. Details are hush at this point in this developing story, but Phelps has apparently convinced Russia to an unconditional withdrawal, as well as a Georgian mandate which would prompt Russia to join forces and attack Ukraine, splitting the gains down the middle. Phelps wore a sport coat over his swimsuit, but still donned a bowtie with his gold medals. More details to come.
(Above: Russian President Medvedev listens to Phelps)

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