Michael Phelps Saves Children
Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Phelps Decared Pig Lipsticking Champion

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Baton Rouge, LA-- Michael Phelps has been declared the Pig Lipsticking Champion of the World at the first annual Lipstick on a Pig rodeo in ...
Saturday, September 6, 2008

Breaking: Phelps Genetic Child of Heston and Wanye

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New York-- Breaking news this morning as Olympian Michael Phelps revealed, after consulting with his mother, that he is a genetic "test...
Thursday, September 4, 2008

Michael Phelps Accidentally Starts Hurricane Ike

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Miami-- Meteorologists at the National Hurricane Center in Miama, Florida have traced the beginning of Hurricane Ike's path of destructi...
Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Visiting the Today Show, Michael Phelps Undoes Al Roker's Gastric Bypass

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New York-- On a visit to the Today Show to promote his endorsements and speak to fans, Michael Phelps stunned a nationwide audience by remov...
Monday, September 1, 2008

Lorne Michaels Cedes Control of Saturday Night Live to Michael Phelps

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New York-- In preparation for Michael Phelps's September 13 appearance on Saturday Night Live, executive producer Lorne Michaels has res...
Saturday, August 30, 2008

"Citizen Kane" Down to #2, Phelps Relay to #1

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New York-- The American Film Institute, the group who publishes and updates the 100 greatest American films of all-time issued a statement o...

Phelps Advised McCain on Palin

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Dayton, OH-- As McCain made his VP pick known to the world yesterday, there was a person behind the scenes which no one expected. Gold meda...
Thursday, August 28, 2008

Phelps Saves Children Poll Closes; Phelps Steps In

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Atlanta, GA -- As the Phelps Saves Children poll closed today, 36% of readers said that "Michael Phelps' greatest achievement...

Emeril Debuts "Essence of Michael Phelps" Seasoning

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New Orleans-- Celebrity chef Emeril Lagasse has debuted the most recent seasoning blend in his line of "Essence" spices. The spice...
Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Scientist: Phelps's Icy Stare Below Absolute Zero

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Zurich, Switzerland-- Scientists at the University of Zurich studying Michael Phelps have determined that his gaze measures at temperatures ...

In Reversal, Phelps to Create Child

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Chicago-- In a stark reversal from his  Time Magazine interview last week, Michael Phelps has said he will have one "super child,...

Phelps Solves Housing Crisis with Medal

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Washington-- This morning Michael Phelps issued a statement to the press stating that he would fore go one of his 2008 gold Olympic medals ...
Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Phelps's Mustache Threatens Convention Walkout

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Denver-- Michael Phelps's mustache, assured by presumptive Democratic Presidential nominee Barack Obama of being named his running mate,...
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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Phelps Leaps In to Save Child; Then Leaves Him In Water

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London-- According to eyewitnesses, Michael Phelps was swimming in a local London swimming pool when he noticed a young 4-year-old strugglin...
Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Phelps Featured on Bravo's Project Runway

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New York-- Michael Phelps will be featured on tonight's episode of Bravo smash Project Runway, MPSC has learned. The eleven remaining de...

Phelps: 'I Will Not Have Kids'

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London-- Michael Phelps, in a sit-down interview with Time Magazine, stated that he has no plans on having children, and in fact, would ref...
Monday, August 18, 2008

Phelps to Host Late Night Talk Show

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New York-- Michael Phelps, fresh from his record-shattering eighth gold medal in a single Olympics, announced at a press conference today th...

Evidence: Phelps Created "Your Mom" and "That's What She Said" Jokes

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New York-- After a blistering Olympic run over the past week in Beijing, Michael Phelps has produced several documents which show he was the...
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